Spring is a Tergiversator

I've had it with the weather. So, I'm boycotting it. That's right, from this moment I will be boycotting it and everything that goes with it. No more saying "it's okay, we need the moisture", or "the skiers must be happy" or even, "hey, there goes a squirrel...funny time to see a squirrel this time of year". None of it. I'm officially bitter at the weather. A 100% hater of everything windy, rainy, white and cold.

In fact, as part of my boycott, I'm going to pretend that it's summer already. No jacket, sweatshirt, nothing! It's shorts and t-shirts from now on. I may take the top off my jeep, who knows? If I get really crazy, I may send my wife and kids to run through the sprinklers in our backyard. They have no choice in the matter- they are joining the revolution!

Join us! Let's unite and give mother nature the collective bird!

Or, we'll just have pneumonia and be rancorously acrimonious. Either way...