Tofu Wedding

Attending my sisters wedding reception, I found these little white finger squares and thought they were either cheesecake or tofu. Using my paranormal powers of deduction, abilities honed from hours at restaurant tables doing those little puzzles on the kids menu while waiting for our food to arrive, I was determined to quickly solve the quandary. The easy 3 step process below is exactly how I did it- for those of you who may want to replicate:

1. Looked over the surroundings and asked myself; where am I at right now? A wedding.
2. Added a follow-up question; how many vegetarians are likely to be at this wedding? Aside from that sideburn-less fellow nibbling on his cuticles, very few.
3. Asked a concluding question; considering these answers, what is Lindsay more likely to serve at her wedding reception, finger cheesecake squares or tofu cubes? Cheesecake, although she does have a “this will learn 'em” streak…no it’s gotta be cheesecake.

I then energetically reached down, plucked a square and confidently threw it down. Then happily grinned to myself as I looked around, cheeks swelling with creamy bliss, and watched everyone around me tinkering with the same morsels. Their uncertainty over the ambiguous snacks almost paralyzing them in place, I’m sure.

Thank you IHOP.