Wiiiiiii!!!

Good times at the neighborhood Wii party last night. While everyone else was playing, I was wondering by myself why it's called the 'Wii'? I think it's Chinese for, "We now have a console in every home. Advanced technology that is tracking every move your family makes, connecting you to our Communist regime to be used for future, utter control, disguised in a fun-loving video game action wand hybrid thingy. Hail Mao!”

I looked up the Chinese kanji symbol on no lesser source than the ‘internet’ and sure enough it said that almost verbatim. I don’t know about you but that creeps me out a little. Oh well. At least when we finally fall to the commies, we’ll be happily sticking a nine iron on the third green at Augusta National in 3D. That’s the way to go as far as I’m concerned.

Then I realize that Nintendo is a Japanese company. Good thing I don’t let facts get in the way of anything I believe, or I’d be playing right into their hands. I stand by my theory.